Suffering from domain name envy and sleep deprivation, I have obtained the domain www.cheeznbeenz.com and am now en route to world domination, on the premise that my underwater base will arrive from that east european e-bayer. I'm still really tempted to get wearcombatpantsforjesus.com, a long standing domainfart of mine but really not sure what I'd do with it when I did. Probably fend off lots of US Christian hate mail. Which would be a shame cos I reckon if JC ever did come back, he'd be funky enough to wear urban guerilla fashion, or am I so last millenium? JC in a hoodie? Nah.
So Cheeznbeenz it is. Mmmm, cheeznbeenz, what heady (and protein packed) delights are promised here. I hope to capture the hearts and minds of a malnourished youth culture. Actually, that's a lie, I don't. I hope to make some really nice cheeznbeenz, take a photo up close for the webpage, then I may make some toast and eat.
Bedtime thought for evolutionists:
I had some nasty tanked up troll sit next to me on the way home from Euston on saturday night, screaming obscenities down the phone to her mum who by all accounts was just as drunk and enjoying the drool of insane cackling and obscenity that lasted the hour or so that it took to get to the end of the line.
Evolution isn't 'survival of the fittest' but the favouring of those best suited to their environment. Problem is the re-write doesn't flow anywhere near as well: 'Survival of those too muntered to keep their legs together or of those who aren't put off by the sight, sound or smell of the former'. So Darwinists; is nature telling us the world is becoming a uglier, noisier, smellier place? Or is it telling me to stay off the Watford train?
;O)
Ah well, time for bed.
Until then
p@rp
Oh yeah, there's a lot of religious connotations in this post aren't there? Sorry for that. What's going on? Don't ask me. It's not like I've found God, myself, or anything I'm aware of recently to be proud of except perhaps for this tiny screwdriver in a box at my mum's house that for sure used to belong to my meccano set from 25 odd years ago, how cool is that.
Must be a sign!
(If it is, it's a little metal one with lots of holes in it)
(Or that my mum's a rotten stinkin' tool thief!)
(rant continues ......)
So Cheeznbeenz it is. Mmmm, cheeznbeenz, what heady (and protein packed) delights are promised here. I hope to capture the hearts and minds of a malnourished youth culture. Actually, that's a lie, I don't. I hope to make some really nice cheeznbeenz, take a photo up close for the webpage, then I may make some toast and eat.
Bedtime thought for evolutionists:
I had some nasty tanked up troll sit next to me on the way home from Euston on saturday night, screaming obscenities down the phone to her mum who by all accounts was just as drunk and enjoying the drool of insane cackling and obscenity that lasted the hour or so that it took to get to the end of the line.
Evolution isn't 'survival of the fittest' but the favouring of those best suited to their environment. Problem is the re-write doesn't flow anywhere near as well: 'Survival of those too muntered to keep their legs together or of those who aren't put off by the sight, sound or smell of the former'. So Darwinists; is nature telling us the world is becoming a uglier, noisier, smellier place? Or is it telling me to stay off the Watford train?
;O)
Ah well, time for bed.
Until then
p@rp
Oh yeah, there's a lot of religious connotations in this post aren't there? Sorry for that. What's going on? Don't ask me. It's not like I've found God, myself, or anything I'm aware of recently to be proud of except perhaps for this tiny screwdriver in a box at my mum's house that for sure used to belong to my meccano set from 25 odd years ago, how cool is that.
Must be a sign!
(If it is, it's a little metal one with lots of holes in it)
(Or that my mum's a rotten stinkin' tool thief!)
(rant continues ......)
posted by CnB at 4:53 PM
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